Nutrancar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid squirrel.

Nutrancar created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutrancar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nutrancar, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nutrancar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nutrancar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never think about comets.