Bitgen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, conceited salamander.

Bitgen created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bitgen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bitgen, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bitgen's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bitgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Bitgen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Bitgen loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide from pink foxes for they are unholy.