Tigyarlsit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, caring hummingbird.

Tigyarlsit created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigyarlsit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tigyarlsit, it will turn you into a dog.

Tigyarlsit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tigyarlsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to birds while wearing fawn jumpers.

2. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the north.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. You must pray to Tigyarlsit nine times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.