Mildindobrillcum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying narwhal.

Mildindobrillcum created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mildindobrillcum, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mildindobrillcum, she will destroy your home solar system.

Mildindobrillcum's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mildindobrillcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mildindobrillcum's name in vain.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not drink alcohol.