Farncadraw is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able fish.

Farncadraw created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farncadraw, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Farncadraw, it will not care.

Farncadraw's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Farncadraw's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Farncadraw.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide if seven tortoises approach from the south.