Talcet is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful alligator.

Talcet created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talcet, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Talcet, it will have a low opinion of you.

Talcet's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Talcet's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Talcet.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Talcet loves doves, so they must be respected.