Dadyatflap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil lobster.

Dadyatflap created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadyatflap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dadyatflap, she will turn you into a snail.

Dadyatflap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dadyatflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide from blue sharks for they are unholy.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.