Dodtiknil is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awesome crow.

Dodtiknil created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodtiknil, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dodtiknil, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dodtiknil's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dodtiknil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three dolphins approach from the west.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away from brown eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.