Cubfedpad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil dragon.

Cubfedpad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfedpad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cubfedpad, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cubfedpad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cubfedpad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Always take life seriously.