Sitratrat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless slug.

Sitratrat created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitratrat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitratrat, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Sitratrat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sitratrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not drink alcohol.