Omtgedtail is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying weasel.

Omtgedtail created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtgedtail, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtgedtail, it will manifest in front of you.

Omtgedtail's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Omtgedtail's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never bounce in the presence of porpoises.