Jigtindut is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, amazing slug.

Jigtindut created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Jigtindut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jigtindut, he will remove you from existence.

Jigtindut's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Jigtindut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Do not take Jigtindut's name in vain.

5. Do not cook food in pots.