Dubgat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, deceitful mouse.

Dubgat created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dubgat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dubgat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dubgat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubgat.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Retreat if six whales approach from the east.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Always help sick frogs.