Gesssabzim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy hare.

Gesssabzim created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gesssabzim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gesssabzim, it will cry a lot.

Gesssabzim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gesssabzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never paint your hands orange.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never laugh in the presence of rats.