Gunbassyam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic dove.

Gunbassyam created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Gunbassyam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gunbassyam, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gunbassyam's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gunbassyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about asteroids.