Witloghot is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omniscient pigeon.

Witloghot created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Witloghot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Witloghot, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Witloghot's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Witloghot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to moths while wearing black shirts.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Witloghot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Witloghot.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.