Banlimcipstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive camel.

Banlimcipstaf created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banlimcipstaf, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Banlimcipstaf, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Banlimcipstaf's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Banlimcipstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Run away from turquoise rats, for they are unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always wear fawn.