Karnabdan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered octopus.

Karnabdan created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karnabdan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Karnabdan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Karnabdan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Karnabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Put Karnabdan first in all things.