Xucmipdim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish shark.

Xucmipdim created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucmipdim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xucmipdim, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Xucmipdim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Xucmipdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear violet corsets.

5. Put Xucmipdim first in all things.