Hadshavzag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome dog.

Hadshavzag created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadshavzag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hadshavzag, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hadshavzag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hadshavzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about archaea.