Zodstertap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, caring meerkat.

Zodstertap created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodstertap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zodstertap, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zodstertap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zodstertap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Put Zodstertap first in all things.

5. Do not eat rice.