Renhugvon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered centaur.

Renhugvon created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renhugvon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Renhugvon, she will think nothing of it.

Renhugvon's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Renhugvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing blue ear rings and balancing four gold spheres on your head.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Do not hurt otters.
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