Fotyamhug is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking chinchilla.

Fotyamhug created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fotyamhug, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fotyamhug, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fotyamhug's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fotyamhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Do not cook food in pots.