Yatfothab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, effective turtle.

Yatfothab created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatfothab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yatfothab, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yatfothab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yatfothab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six birds approach from the east.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yatfothab on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yatfothab.