Afbug is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, stupid chicken.

Afbug created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Afbug, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Afbug, it will cry a lot.

Afbug's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Afbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help moths.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.