Fadyatstikjop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent rat.

Fadyatstikjop created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadyatstikjop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fadyatstikjop, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fadyatstikjop's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fadyatstikjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to ants while wearing hats.

2. Never think about dark energy near horses while wearing gray boots and balancing nine iron spheres on your feet.

3. You must pray to Fadyatstikjop three times a day.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Fadyatstikjop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not eat figs.