Litbon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome cobra.

Litbon created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litbon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Litbon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Litbon's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Litbon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never think about gravity near porpoises while wearing purple trousers and balancing five carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Litbon on top of all buildings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed cherries to nematodes while wearing tights.