Pogsabtap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able meerkat.

Pogsabtap created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogsabtap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pogsabtap, he will think nothing of it.

Pogsabtap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pogsabtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pogsabtap's priests.

2. Always help bats.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect your elders.