Fagnanjen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered finch.

Fagnanjen created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Fagnanjen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fagnanjen, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fagnanjen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fagnanjen's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fagnanjen.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. You must pray to Fagnanjen six times a day.

4. Always treat mites with great respect.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.