Hugsakmid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest badger.

Hugsakmid created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugsakmid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugsakmid, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hugsakmid's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hugsakmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hugsakmid's name in vain.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Hugsakmid on top of all buildings.