Sabbodkimfigvadlak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fussy wyvern.

Sabbodkimfigvadlak created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sabbodkimfigvadlak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabbodkimfigvadlak, she will strike you with lightening.

Sabbodkimfigvadlak's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sabbodkimfigvadlak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Hide from white seals for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Sabbodkimfigvadlak.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Never play with disobedient children.