Janbutlen Farrilyam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair crab.

Janbutlen Farrilyam created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janbutlen Farrilyam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Janbutlen Farrilyam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Janbutlen Farrilyam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Janbutlen Farrilyam's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. You must love Janbutlen Farrilyam.

3. Worship no other gods but Janbutlen Farrilyam.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Do not take Janbutlen Farrilyam's name in vain.