Nullgofditget is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable unicorn.

Nullgofditget created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullgofditget, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nullgofditget, she will destroy your favourite star.

Nullgofditget's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nullgofditget's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Nullgofditget in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not speak about rice.