Catduthudmad Teenmegmil Raknarldon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced lobster.

Catduthudmad Teenmegmil Raknarldon created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Catduthudmad Teenmegmil Raknarldon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Catduthudmad Teenmegmil Raknarldon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Catduthudmad Teenmegmil Raknarldon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Catduthudmad Teenmegmil Raknarldon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Never think about special relativity near horses while wearing orange boots and balancing three iron spheres on your chest.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. You must pray to Catduthudmad Teenmegmil Raknarldon six times a day.

5. Never talk about fire.