Dogxuckgum is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, quiet wombat.

Dogxuckgum created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogxuckgum, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dogxuckgum, he will send you a sign.

Dogxuckgum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dogxuckgum's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. You must pray to Dogxuckgum three times a day.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.