Gep is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciful weasel.

Gep created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gep, it will come to you in dreams.

Gep's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Gep must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Do not sing in public.