Flamflisnull is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving hamster.

Flamflisnull created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamflisnull, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flamflisnull, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flamflisnull's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flamflisnull's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Never feed lots of apples to capybaras while wearing white shirts.