Bonkmitlib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, able goose.

Bonkmitlib created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkmitlib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bonkmitlib, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bonkmitlib's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bonkmitlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bonkmitlib's name in vain.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.