Bignakhit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, effective human.

Bignakhit created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bignakhit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bignakhit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bignakhit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bignakhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Retreat if three eagles approach from the north.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing orange dresses.

5. Never think about stars.