Getbinfad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, charitable horse.

Getbinfad created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getbinfad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Getbinfad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Getbinfad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Getbinfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear black trousers.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.