Yimarming is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful finch.

Yimarming created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimarming, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yimarming, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Yimarming's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Yimarming's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Do not make images of living things.