Negfumcimdan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, emotional turtle.

Negfumcimdan created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negfumcimdan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Negfumcimdan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Negfumcimdan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Negfumcimdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.