Hotflowtig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-powerful slug.

Hotflowtig created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotflowtig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hotflowtig, he will turn you into a snail.

Hotflowtig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hotflowtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never talk about dark matter near sharks while wearing fawn hats.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Hotflowtig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hotflowtig on top of all buildings.