Sadhudcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident armadillo.

Sadhudcuss created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadhudcuss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadhudcuss, she will torture you forever.

Sadhudcuss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sadhudcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near snails while wearing mauve stockings and balancing seven titanium spheres on your feet.

2. Sadhudcuss loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to nematodes while wearing yellow scarves.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.