Wadtargmap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient coyote.

Wadtargmap created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadtargmap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wadtargmap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wadtargmap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wadtargmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.