Flyjanwik is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent coyote.

Flyjanwik created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyjanwik, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flyjanwik, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flyjanwik's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flyjanwik's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Do not commit murder.