Wabingwonmet is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, ruthless tapir.

Wabingwonmet created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabingwonmet, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wabingwonmet, she will turn you into a goat.

Wabingwonmet's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wabingwonmet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Wabingwonmet on top of important buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not take Wabingwonmet's name in vain.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.