Gumhimnut is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, staggering hydra.

Gumhimnut created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumhimnut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gumhimnut, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gumhimnut's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gumhimnut's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Gumhimnut loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Respect your elders.