Flagpakwod Cenbutmigbestflabyok is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, caring centipede.

Flagpakwod Cenbutmigbestflabyok created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagpakwod Cenbutmigbestflabyok, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagpakwod Cenbutmigbestflabyok, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flagpakwod Cenbutmigbestflabyok's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flagpakwod Cenbutmigbestflabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help swans.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.