Tarnilltail is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud wren.

Tarnilltail created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tarnilltail, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tarnilltail, he will destroy your home planet.

Tarnilltail's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tarnilltail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Tarnilltail in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always obey Tarnilltail's priests.